Superior Posterior

For those of us who don't have curves where they count, there are numerous bra inserts like Cleavage Cupcakes and Takeouts - "The better boob job," not to mention a slew of push up bras. But what about the other curve?

Retailers are stocked with slimmers and trimmers; a never-ending list of seamless body-shapers. Sure, looking smooth is important; just because lumps rhymes with...ahem...humps, doesn't mean they share the same definition right? Well, there are plenty of lump fixers out there and just about every woman owns a pair of Spanx these days. But what about the gals who seek a boost?

Fear not Beyonce wannabes, Booty Pop Panties, like silicone breast enhancers aka chicken cutlets, promise to enhance your derriere. In fact, the makers guarantee these panties will "make your booty pop!' Recently launched in a few boutiques nationwide, you can purchase them online at Celeb-fave Kitson. Soon enough, Perez Hilton will be posting pics of A-listers flashing their BPP's.

BPP's are perfect for brides donning sheaths and slinky gowns (they come in blue!); remember, when you've reach the alter, your back or profile will be on display for most of the time during your ceremony. On your wedding day, you want to look fabulous all over and that includes your backside! It baffles me that finding a pair of bra inserts is as easy as satisfying a starbucks fix but looking for a product that will add some oomph to your tush is otherwise.

BPP's come in a bunch of sweet pastel colors and also make terrific bridesmaids presents. Better yet, wear them on your last-hurrah-girl's-night-out.